1. Your manicures come from a 5 year old in the shade of neon green glitter smeared all over your fingers.
2. You spend $70 at Target on kid's Valentine's party supplies.
3. You promise the kids a Super Bowl party and have not a clue who is playing. It is an excuse to eat Chipotle chips and guacamole.
4. You are cooking dinner at 2:30 p.m.because the kids will need you as as chauffeur all evening and the drive thru is not an option.
5. The lady at Chik fil a recognizes your car and voice and has the large Diet Doctor Pepper already to go.
6. People think you do nothing all day and ask when you are going back to work.
7. You do laundry everyday.
8. People ask if you wear yoga pants all day. Dear heavens, NO!
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